Hammer Horror goes Literary

Posted in hammer books, house of hammer on 02/21/2012 by vincentstark

Helen Dunmore, Jeanette Winterson and Melvin Burgess: not the first people you’d imagine signing up to write for publishing imprint Hammer Horror, home to bloodcurdling shrieks and helpless virgins. But sign up they have, and Dunmore, whose ghost story The Greatcoat is out in February, couldn’t be prouder. Horror, it seems, is going literary.

“I love telling people about it. They’re always very surprised,” says Dunmore, a former winner of the Orange prize and National Poetry Competition. “Hammer approached me, asking if I would like to write a genre piece. I was very captivated by the idea.”

Dunmore’s story is set in the winter of 1952, as young wife Isabel moves to the East Riding of Yorkshire. With her doctor husband out on call, she spends most of her time alone – until she is woken one night, freezing. She finds an old RAF greatcoat in the cupboard and sleeps beneath it for warmth; there is a knock at the window and a pilot, Alec, stands outside. “It’s a story of possession and it’s very creepy,” Dunmore says, citing The Turn of the Screw as her favourite ghost story. “I wanted my readers to be ensnared by the world that’s been created for Isabel, but to have doubts as well.”

Writing it was a challenge. “It’s very tight, because of the need to plot it in a certain way. I was writing at full stretch, using all my literary devices.”

Not so schlock horror after all, then. The Hammer imprint, part of Random House, launched last spring, but has so far largely published novelisations of classic films; the literary strand is new.

Meanwhile, Winterson’s 17th-century-set novella about the Pendle witches is due in August, and Burgess’s story of teenagers and ghouls is out in early 2013. “The interesting fiction at the moment is playing with genres, slipping between them,” says Hammer publisher Selina Walker. “So we’re approaching all the literary or established greats to see whether they would like to write something with a paranormal twist. It’s entirely up to them how they interpret that.”

The walking dead season two, episode 9

Posted in the dead walked, the undead, the walking dead on 02/21/2012 by vincentstark

Things are certainly looking up for The Walking Dead and we’ve had two great episodes in a row, in fact to my mind episode nine was the best episode since the season two opener, and guess what it was jammed packed with walkers for a change and old pacifist Hershel turned out to be a darn fine shot and just may be a Dirty Harry in the making. It turns out that Lori survives her car crash but has to face off against a walker in a great tension packed scene, while Rick, Glenn and new action man Hershel are trapped in the bar having to face a group of mostly unseen hostile survivors. The episode is action packed but finds time for several major character scenes that makes me think that Shane will not survive the season, and that he will be killed of by either Rik. The episode end with Lori suggesting to Rik that Shane is a problem that has to be sorted.

 

The Walking Dead is back on form, folks.

Scary Stats

Posted in Uncategorized on 02/20/2012 by vincentstark

Weekly Stats Report: 13 Feb – 19 Feb 2012
Project: Scary Motherfucker
URL: http://scarymotherfucker.wordpress.com/

Summary

Mon Tues Wed Thur Fri Sat Sun Total Avg
Pageloads 136 131 116 102 95 122 99 801 114
Unique Visits 104 92 85 74 69 81 70 575 82
First Time Visits 99 89 83 72 68 80 67 558 80
Returning Visits 5 3 2 2 1 1 3 17 2

The Walking Dead season two, episode 8

Posted in the dead walked, the undead, the walking dead, vincent stark, WALKING DEAD on 02/19/2012 by vincentstark

The Walking Dead has just arrived back on UK screens following the mid season break and episode 8 immediately amped up the pace after a pedestrian run of episodes.

This episode may indicate a pick up in the series as it presented us with a more interesting scenario than the previous episodes managed. Our band of survivors are now fragmented with Shane seeming to be on the edge of exploding,  Glen is experiencing a conflict of loyalties and may leave the group while Daryl is pissed off (as are the viewers) that the search of the past few episodes has been for nothing and may be ready to leave the group himself.  On top of all this we had a great western style scene in a saloon that could have come directly from a Leone movie with Rick dispatching two survivors of the zombie apocalypse who wanted to join them at the farm, as well as Lori being involved in a car crash, the outcome of which we won’t discover until episode 9.

It’s too early to tell but on the strength of this episode things may be looking up for a series that was in danger of becoming the plodding dead.

 

10 reasons why Star Wars is crap

Posted in Uncategorized on 02/18/2012 by vincentstark

Thanks to the instance of my young daughters I’ve just sat through The Phantom Menace in 3D,  and it’s no better in 3D, in fact it’s worse. The colours are overly saturated and Jar Jar Binks is even less welcome than toothache. I mean all the character ever does is look up at the sky, ceiling, roof and utter complete drivel, but seeing as he was probably only designed to sell merchandise that isn’t really surprising. The Phantom Menace is more than a bad movie with one or two good bits, it’s a terrible movie with one or two good bits. Okay the pod race, obviously designed with the video game in mind,  is fun and the double light sabres look fantastic, but to get to these parts we have to sit through young Darth Vader yelling, ‘Whoopie’ a dozen or so times, as well as a plot so convoluted and nonsensical that the viewer is in danger of losing the will to live. It’s something to do with tax inspectors and embargoes – least, I think so.

I mean come on – The Phantom Menace is just a two hour commercial for George Lucas to wring even more bucks out of a stale concept. And releasing the films in 3D in the chronological order – ie the prequels first and then the original movies. Well this is going to destroy the twist at the end of the very best Star Wars movie, The Empire Strikes Back when Vader tells Luke he’s his father. OK, we all know that but some kids will come to the series fresh, only discovering the series through the 3D reissues and one of the most powerful scenes in Empire Strikes back will be ruined. Obviously George hasn’t thought the re-release program through properly just as he didn’t think the story of The Phantom Menace through before disappointing Star Trek fans everywhere. Of course there are those that defend The Phantom Menace but that’s just blind allegiance to the franchise.

“I’m sorry, but I’m not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I’ve seen the Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.” Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

I must confess I’m not a huge fan of the Star Wars series and I think that as a whole it’s overrated. I went and saw the original Star Wars at least half a dozen times, but then I was twelve at the time and although the film is still watchable it’s hardly the intelligent SCI-FI often displayed by the likes of Star Trek, and saying, as many do,  that Star Wars created a mythology as rich as Tolkein’s Lord of the Rings saga is, in my opinion, going a bit far. However the sequel, The Empire Strikes Back is as good a SCI-FI film as any other and I must admit that the original Star Wars is in its own way a classic of cinema, but after that the franchise left me cold. The Ewoks in Return of the Jedi were a transparent attempt at launching a new toy range, and every Star Wars incarnation since has had one eye of the cash register.

Star Wars may have initially been  a great saga but George Lucas has turned it into a pile of crap. And I stick by that statement and   below I present my ten reasons on why Star Wars is crap.

1 – Ewoks – Lucus tries to copyright teddy-bears.

2- Jar Jar Binks – need I say more.

3- Re-issuing The Empire Strikes Back with a dodgty CGI  Jabba tacked on.

4- Caravan of Courage and Battle for Endor – episodes 7 and 8?

5-Using an embarrassing plot device as a religion – pity the force wasn’t with George.

6 – Making Vader a cute little kid.

7-Creating a situation where the biggest box office goes to the dumbest movies.

8-Making even Samuel L Jackson look uncool.

9- Not allowing Han to shoot first

10- Jar Jar f***ing  Binks

14 best classic horror movies

Posted in HORROR MOVIES on 02/14/2012 by vincentstark

Do you wonder about the origins of the cinematic horror?  Are you curious about the evolution of vampire films, zombie films, or the other subgenres?  Do you just want to be entertained by actors no longer breathing?  Classic horror movies are a great place to start.    So states, Best Horror movies and we here at Scare Motherfucker agree fully with them and their list of 14 much see classic horror movie HERE is essential reading for any horror fan. Some of the choices may seem obvious but some are a little surprising – King Kong, to my mind, doesn’t belong in any list of horror movies as I think that’s stretching genre boundaries a little wide, but minor gripe aside it is worth checking the list out – each selection features a short essay.

The woman in black

Posted in Uncategorized on 02/14/2012 by vincentstark

You know a film like this is working when the audience visually jump and the audience I viewed the film with did indeed jump, several times. Shit, I even spilled my popcorn at one point!

It’s a creepy, old fashioned ghost story and it works well, keeping the viewer enthralled throughout. Based on the novel by Susan Hill, the film offers Daniel Radcliffe his first major role since the Harry Potter franchise wrapped up on the final J K Rowling adventure.

Susan Hill’s ghost story has been adapted for radio and TV, and a stage version has been running for more than 20 years in London’s West End. Like Henry James’s The Turn of the Screw, Hill’s story is part of a succession of supernatural yarns planned to be told around the fireside at Christmas, but the narrator considers it too terrifying for the festive season and writes it down to be kept for a more fitting occasion. Jane Goldman’s screen adaptation for the revived Hammer studio has dispensed with this framing device. Instead, the young Edwardian hero, an inexperienced London solicitor, is dispatched right at the start to a flat, swampy coastal area of the Midlands to settle the affairs of a recently deceased widow, Mrs Drablow. For some reason he’s called Arthur Kipps after the draper’s assistant in HG Wells’s Edwardian novel Kipps, and he’s played in a sad, subdued manner by Harry Potter. The movie often feels like classic Hammer with superstitious local refusing to talk to Harry Potter and warning him to return to London as no good can come of him meddling in local affairs. It’s great to see an intelligent horror movie that doesn’t rely on gore or effects to get its scares across. The film is atmospheric and Harry Potter’s performance is pitch perfect – he plays Kipps as a sad man, his facial expression as desolate as the landscape around him.

Scary Stats

Posted in Uncategorized on 02/13/2012 by vincentstark

Weekly Stats Report: 6 Feb – 12 Feb 2012
Project: Scary Motherfucker
URL: http://scarymotherfucker.wordpress.com/

Summary

Mon Tues Wed Thur Fri Sat Sun Total Avg
Pageloads 121 125 171 151 129 120 128 945 135
Unique Visits 91 96 121 100 97 87 96 688 98
First Time Visits 89 95 118 98 92 87 93 672 96
Returning Visits 2 1 3 2 5 0 3 16 2

New eHorror line

Posted in Uncategorized on 02/12/2012 by vincentstark

Ravenous Romance, an eBook publishing company best known for erotic fiction, is expanding into  horror under the  guidance of splatterpunk legend,  John Skipp. Skipp is looking for stories  that are short on word count and heavy on impact.

“I want short, powerful novels and novellas that pack as much punch, personality, and plot as books three times their size,” John Skipp.

Four launch titles have been announced:

  • House of Quiet Madness by Mikita Brottman
  • Tribesmen by Adam Cesare
  • The Devoted by Eric Shapiro
  • Die, You Bastard! Die! by Jan Kozlowski

 

Bang Bang, the bloodstained hammer

Posted in hammer books, HAMMER FILMS, hammer horror on 02/09/2012 by vincentstark

Hammer are to make three new movies a year including a new Dracula -  Don’t get too excited because that information comes from a 1980 press release from the company who had recently bought Hamden House which they intended to convert into another Bray Studios. None of that came to fruition, well apart from the new studios and a TV series, and it was a while longer before Hammer finally got back into feature film production but the golden days of the studio are now long behind us. That proposed new Dracula film would have brought Christopher Lee back to the role and would have been set in contemporary times because Hammer felt that gothic films had had their day. Alas none of this was to be and until the recent revival the last Hammer horror film was 1976′s To the Devil a Daughter which wasn’t really a financial success.

 

However given the success of Hammer’s The Woman in Black, a new Dracula movie is once again on the cards but it is extremely doubtful that Christopher Lee will take the role of everyone’s favorite vampire, thought he’d make a cool Van Helsing. These days the company is in the hands of Simon Oakes and are going from success to success under his guidance. Not only are they producing new genre films, and having great success with them, but the classic output is being lovingly transferred to new DVD and Blu-ray editions, and they even have an imprint for publishing horror novels, with Hammer Books. And only this week it was announced that Michael Sheen has been offered the leading role in The Quiet Ones,  unveiled to be the next movie from Hammer Films. In addition, Brit actor Damien Lewis is also said to have been offered a part.Based on a earlier script by Rampart/The Messenger writer & director Oren Moverman that has been re-drafted by John Pogue (Ghost Ship, U.S. Marshals), the horror is described as a ‘poltergeist movie’ by Hammer Films CEO Simon Oakes and which will start filming in May in South Africa.

 

We can’t really tell you much about it but we really are looking at it. I’ve been saying that we’d never remake the films per se, but we would do our own versions of it. Certainly in my time with Hammer we will definitely do a Dracula. We will do a Frankenstein if we can find a route in. It’s about finding a route in that makes it your film.” Simon Oakes

Hammer are healthy again which is a good thing for movie lovers – the studio may have considered its output to be B-movies but they  have become iconic and the very name conjures up images of gothic horror -  This studio may have lost all relevance when it started churning out big screen versions of popular sitcoms like On The Buses and Love Thy Neighbor, but no one really doubted that the studio would one day rise from the dead.

Hammer originally started out in the 1930′s when Will Hammer founded Hammer Productions. He was soon joined by Enrique Carreras and together they formed a distribution company called Exclusive Films. They produced a few comedies during the Thirties as well as a thriller The Mystery of the Mary Celeste which starred Hollywood’s Count Dracula, Bela Lugosi. But by the Forties Hammer were no longer producing films and it wasn’t until the two founder’s sons took control that the Hammer we know and love started to form. Right from the start James Carreras displayed a shrewd business mind and he reckoned that by ensuring none of their films had a budget larger than £20.000 and by making five films a year they could turn over a profit annually of £25,000. Hammer could not afford big name stars and so it was decided to concentrate on the domestic market and produce movie versions of popular radio  shows. They scored some success with versions of PC49 and Dick Barton but it wasn’t until 1955 and The Quatermass Experiment that Hammer really came into its own. And from there it was a hop, skip and jump to 1957′s, The Curse of Frankenstein, which gave Hammer its first real bite out of the lucrative American market. The film also started a cycle of gothic horror films for which the studio have become synonymous.

 

The Hammer Frankenstein and Dracula cycles went on into the Seventies and ended on a high point for the baron with Frankenstein and the Monster from  Hell and an all time low for Drac with The Satanic Rites of Dracula. However the Dracula movies led to an interesting series of films based loosely on the Sheridan Le Fanu’s Carmilla story – The Vampire Lovers, Lust for a Vampire and Twins of Evil, but by now the boom years had ended and Hammer dwindled into a shadow of its former self. They’re fighting fit now, though.

So Hammer is dead, long live Hammer.

 

Hammer Films Website

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